Hyper Baby Bro
Oh Boy! The South Island, the North Island’s crazy kid brother who is clearly A.D.H.D, needs adderall and has a serious adrenaline addiction. The South Island can’t stay still for a minute; every time you think he has calmed down he’s like;
A.D.H.D
“Dude, let’s jump out of a plane! No? I know, I know Bungee JUMP! What? Why not, ok, ok Canyon Swing, bro it’s epic you jump off a cliff, right, and you’re like totally attached to a cable and you fall right but like when you’re about to hit the bottom it swings you out at like 80 miles an hour, it’s full-on bro, what do you mean no? Ok then let’s go for a snowboard? A jetboat ride? Whitewater rafting? Whitewater surfing? Parasailing? Paragliding? Stunt Plane ride, we could totally fly upside down mannnn!”
Visual Beauty Overload
Yep that’s Southie in a nut shell a full on adrenaline soaked adventure park with mouth dropping mountainous landscapes that keep you glued to the window of your bus or car. Essentially my entire time spent in the South Island of New Zealand involved me suction-cupped to the window of the bus going, whoa! Ohhhh, Ahhhh, no way, what the…. Wow, is that a, dude a Glacier! SNOW!
Laid Back North to Crazy South
We arrived on the South Island via ferry ride from Wellington, the weather was crap and I stayed indoors for the ride over but I am sure it was lovely (in fact the ferry back to the North Island from the South we had perfect weather and the scenery was stunning). The first few days we spent on the South Island were spent in Nelson and a few other little laid back beachy towns on the West Coast, absolutely my type of place, small and quaint kind of artsy and lovely black sand beaches. As we made our way down to the middle of the South Island the landscape drew more and more dramatic. We hit Southern Alps; these mountains although not immensely tall are amazingly jagged and rocky, think Rocky Mountains in Appalachian sizes. I went Glacier hiking up Franz Joseph Glacier, got to pretend I was an explorer with my crampons on hunched over in ice tunnels and squeezed into crevices.
Only the Milky Blues
Down from the middle we hit the Alpine lakes areas, beautiful glacier fed lakes, rivers and streams a hue of blue only found here, a milky light blue, beautiful. Lake Wanaka a small lake side town in the summer transformed into a ski resort town in the winter, awesome cafes and restaurants across from the water, fires roaring and mulled wines and ciders available to warm up even the coldest of snow bunnies. On from Wanaka and we hit Queenstown.
Intense
Ahhh Queeny, the “adventure capital of the world” This is where the South Island’s reputation lives. Heavy party scene, lots of going out at night and waking up the next morning shrugging off the hangover with a canyon swing, bungee jump, or sky dive then coming back all pumped on adrenaline and eating monstrous burgers and pizzas at places like Fergburger where everyone will tell you is home to the best burger in all of N.Z, although to their credit Devil Burger in Queenstown and Burger Fuel all over the North Island are just as amazing, just a bit smaller. Also let’s not forget Fat Badger’s Pizza which is the best pizza I have had all trip, nice and thin, cheesy, New York styling pizzas. Queenstown was a blur of fun and excitement, good times with friends, good food and great drinks, hairy raising activities and Frisbee Golf.
Relax
I also got down to the very bottom of the South Island to Invercargill, one of the World’s Southern Most Cities. On the way to Invercargill we got to see many of New Zealand’s rare sea life; Fur Seals, Sea Lions and Yellow-Eyed Penguins; the third largest penguin in the world. On the South Island, but further north on the West Coast I took a whale watching trip, on which I saw two Sperm Whales and two types of Albatross, which are huge sea going birds that only come into land to mate and then spend the rest of their lives at sea.
Last Days
I have since left the South Island for a little East Coast, North Island laid back relaxment. I am in Gisborne a city famous for being “the first city in the World to see the Sunrise” of which I have yet to see, maybe tomorrow. I will be here until the 7th of September when I will catch a bus to Auckland and the next day fly back home to good ole Virginia Beach, Virginia thus ending my 13.5 months of living and traveling on the other side of the World, I am sure there will be a post summing up the experience as a whole, which I am sure I will have plenty of time to write while stuck in airports. See y’all soon thanks for reading.


























